It’s party time people. Dinner parties, work parties, holiday parties and the cruelest of them all: birthday parties. Don’t Sagittarius friends know we are too busy this month with Jesus’ birthday? I can’t keep up. Okay, I only have three parties to go to this year, but I can’t find a thing to wear never mind that we haven’t gotten our tree yet. Today we have compiled our favorite hostess gifts to carry us through the New Year.
1. Reindeer Name Coasters from Rock Scissors Paper 8 Reindeers = 8 drinks. Take heed: At first you may be Dashing and Donning your gay apparel but one too many may find you a Dancer or Vixen. Worse yet leave you looking like Rudolph and cleaning the toilet with Comet. 2. Dammit Dolls. In lieu of therapy just bang one of these. I promise you’ll feel better. 3. Ring in the New Year with Sparklers! 4. Surprise balls are always a hit for kids and grown ups at the table setting! 5. That’s right, you are a bad ass in the kitchen. 6. Jen Pearson. Yes, I am telling you about her matchsticks again. I could sing it from the mountains in the Sound of Music. I really believe everyone needs these and loves to receive them as gifts. 7. Fortune Telling Fish. Yes, I’ve carried these tokens since 1999. Perfect in greeting cards. Perfect in stockings. Festive on table settings. 8. Skeem candles pretty up and warm any setting PLUS you can use these beauties as drinking glasses when the candle has burned through. 9. Shatterproof wine glasses by Govino. Need I say more? 10. Wine Time Conversation Game by Tops Malibu. Impress your friends with worldly wine knowledge. Stump those wine snob friends of yours.